Thursday, May 28, 2015

The Aces Casino Blog: Let It Ride. Let 'Em Ride, Whatever! Call It What You Will, It's Another Great Game In Our Aces Blog "Game Trainer Series!"


Here at Aces Casino Entertainment, we just LOVE games - All kinds of games, from the traditional casino games that can be found in just about any reputable Las Vegas-based casino, to the various card and board games found at your local card shop and department store.  Bottom line -- When you're the top Orange county casino party company on the west coast, and the word "entertainment" is in your name, you had best know the Las Vegas gaming business.

And, without question, we DO.  (Ed. Note: They love YouTube, too, but that's another story.)

The best news of all in this shameless brag from the Aces Casino "Ministers of Propaganda" is that we ALSO love to SHARE our good fortune with our many clients up and down the California coast.  That's why our Aces Blog, A.K.a. the "Parakeet Paper," is such a useful tool -- We can interact not only with our many on-site orange county casino party clients at one of our many live fundraising and private party events, but also with people that find us right here on our blog.

So, to that end, the team at Aces Casino Entertainment have decreed that the month of May this year will be known as "Let's Play Games" month here on the blog.  Every Monday and Thursday here on the blog this month, we'll post a great link to one of the many fine Las Vegas-style casino game trainers for our fans to play with and try out.  Take one of our many game trainers for a spin, and see if you like the games, without the sting of playing for real money.

This edition of the Aces Blog's "Let's Play Games" series features the only game that I won my first big bet on, and haven't returned to the winners' circle since - Let It Ride.  (Don't make me tell my Let It Ride "bad beat" stories.)  You'll find the links to this great game simulator right under the corresponding image of the game.



I gotta be honest -- This game HATES me, so anyone that could beat this particular casino game gets props from this reporter..  But, even if you fared as well as I usually do, there's good news.... Just like at Aces Casino's many entertaining games, the chips are fake, but the information and experience of playing the games are real.   And, as always, a big thank-you goes out to the best source for information about all the casino games we love to the man known as the "Wizard Of Odds."   There isn't ANYONE more knowledgeable about all the inner workings of these games as the "Wizard."  Also, thanks to Bovada for the great game trainer.  Remember, just play for FUN and PRACTICE ONLY!  Aces Casino recommends playing just for fun, and will not be responsible for anyone that's stupid enough to sign up and play the game ANY other way.  NEVER play for real money, my friends.  We Don't, and you shouldn't, either.

That's all for now, my friends.  Take care, enjoy the games, courtesy of Aces Casino, the Orange county casino party leader, and we'll be back on Monday with another batch of goofy and irreverent blog articles, including our all-time favorite casino game - Pai-Gow Poker!  (Ed. Note: Ahh, that's my favorite, too!)  We'll see you then!

Monday, May 25, 2015

The Aces Casino Blog: Ultimate Texas Hold-'Em Takes It's Turn In Our Aces Casino Blog "Game Trainer Series" (Hint: Greatest Game Ever.)


Here at Aces Casino Entertainment, we just LOVE games - All kinds of games, from the traditional casino games that can be found in just about any reputable Las Vegas-based casino, to the various card and board games found at your local card shop and department store.  Bottom line -- When you're the top Orange county casino party company on the west coast, and the word "entertainment" is in your name, you had best know the Las Vegas gaming business.

And, without question, we DO.  (Ed. Note: They love YouTube, too, but that's another story.)

The best news of all in this shameless brag from the Aces Casino "Ministers of Propaganda" is that we ALSO love to SHARE our good fortune with our many clients up and down the California coast.  That's why our Aces Blog, A.K.a. the "Parakeet Paper," is such a useful tool -- We can interact not only with our many on-site orange county casino party clients at one of our many live fundraising and private party events, but also with people that find us right here on our blog.

So, to that end, the team at Aces Casino Entertainment have decreed that the month of May this year will be known as "Let's Play Games" month here on the blog.  Every Monday and Thursday here on the blog this month, we'll post a great link to one of the many fine Las Vegas-style casino game trainers for our fans to play with and try out.  Take one of our many game trainers for a spin, and see if you like the games, without the sting of playing for real money.

This edition of the Aces Blog features one of my favorite games in the casino night gaming industry - Ultimate Texas Hold-'Em, the "Blackjack-Table-Sized" version.  You'll find the links to this great game simulator right under the corresponding image of the game.




Test drive it to your hearts' content, my friends.  Just like at Aces Casino's many entertaining games, the chips are fake, but the information and experience of playing the games are real.   And, as always, a big thank-you goes out to the best source for information about all the casino games we love to the man known as the "Wizard Of Odds."   There isn't ANYONE more knowledgeable about all the inner workings of these games as the "Wizard."

That's all for now, my friends.  Take care, enjoy the games courtesy of Aces Casino, the Orange county casino party leader, and we'll see you right back here on Monday with still another fabulous game simulator in our next edition of our irreverent (but hopefully informative) Aces Casino Blog - None other than "Let It Ride!"  That's right, our Let It Ride game trainer will be back in the "Blog" next week, so don't miss it.  ...See you then!  (Ed. Note: P.S. -- Wasn't Ultimate Texas Hold-'Em great?  Told you so.  It's my favorite, also.)

Thursday, May 21, 2015

The Aces Casino Blog: 3-Card Poker Is The Next Game To Try Out In Our Aces Blog "Game Trainer Series" - But Be Duly Warned - This Game Is Fun!


Here at Aces Casino Entertainment, we just LOVE games - All kinds of games, from the traditional casino games that can be found in just about any reputable Las Vegas-based casino, to the various card and board games found at your local card shop and department store.  Bottom line -- When you're the top Orange county casino party company on the west coast, and the word "entertainment" is in your name, you had best know the Las Vegas gaming business.

And, without question, we DO.  (Ed. Note: They love YouTube, too, but that's another story.)

The best news of all in this shameless brag from the Aces Casino "Ministers of Propaganda" is that we ALSO love to SHARE our good fortune with our many clients up and down the California coast.  That's why our Aces Blog, A.K.a. the "Parakeet Paper," is such a useful tool -- We can interact not only with our many on-site orange county casino party clients at one of our many live fundraising and private party events, but also with people that find us right here on our blog.

So, to that end, the team at Aces Casino Entertainment have decreed that the month of May this year will be known as "Let's Play Games" month here on the blog.  Every Monday and Thursday here on the blog this month, we'll post a great link to one of the many fine Las Vegas-style casino game trainers for our fans to play with and try out.  Take one of our many game trainers for a spin, and see if you like the games, without the sting of playing for real money.

This edition of the Aces Blog features one of our most popular "non-Blackjack" games that Aces Casino offers to the fake-chip masses - 3-Card Poker.  Anyone looking for a very nice (not to mention cheap) way to practice playing one of Vegas' most popular table games need look no further than the Aces Blog.  You'll find the link to this great game simulator right under the corresponding image of the game shown below.


Take this one for a test-drive, my friends.  Just like at Aces Casino's many entertaining games, the chips are fake, but the information and experience of playing the games are real.   And, as always, a big thank-you goes out to the best source for information about all the casino games we love to the man known as the "Wizard Of Odds."   There isn't ANYONE more knowledgeable about all the inner workings of these games as the "Wizard."

That's all for now, you "Aces Game Trainer Degenerates."  Take care, enjoy the games courtesy of Aces Casino, the Orange county casino party leader, and we'll see you later with the next game in line from our fabulous list of  game simulators in our next edition of our irreverent (but hopefully informative) Aces Casino Blog -- One of out all-time favorites -- Ultimate Texas Hold-'Em.  Seriously -- If you haven't tried this game yet, the best way to learn it would be right here on the Parakeet Paper known as the Aces Blog.  It's a GREAT game, you'll love it, so come back and try it out!  We'll see you next time!

Monday, May 18, 2015

The Aces Casino Blog: Whenever You Hear a Lot of Wild Screaming And Celebrating On The Casino Floor, Chances Are, The Game Of "Craps" Is Why!



Here at Aces Casino Entertainment, we just LOVE games - All kinds of games, from the traditional casino games that can be found in just about any reputable Las Vegas-based casino, to the various card and board games found at your local card shop and department store.  Bottom line -- When you're the top Orange county casino party company on the west coast, and the word "entertainment" is in your name, you had best know the Las Vegas gaming business.

And, without question, we DO.  (Ed. Note: They love YouTube, too, but that's another story.)

The best news of all in this shameless brag from the Aces Casino "Ministers of Propaganda" is that we ALSO love to SHARE our good fortune with our many clients up and down the California coast.  That's why our Aces Blog, A.K.a. the "Parakeet Paper," is such a useful tool -- We can interact not only with our many on-site orange county casino party clients at one of our many live fundraising and private party events, but also with people that find us right here on our blog.

So, to that end, the team at Aces Casino Entertainment have decreed that the month of May this year will be known as "Let's Play Games" month here on the blog.  Every Monday and Thursday here on the blog this month, we'll post a great link to one of the many fine Las Vegas-style casino game trainers for our fans to play with and try out.  Take one of our many game trainers for a spin, and see if you like the games, without the sting of playing for real money.

Today,. Craps makes it's appearance, and just in the nick of time -- I was having a "Craps-Craving!" Like we said in the opening, if someone's celebrating their big win out on the casino floor, you can bet that Craps is involved.  So, Check it out, there's no better way to find out how fun this game can be than this Craps game trainer....


Play your hearts out, my friends.  Just like at Aces Casino's many entertaining games, the chips are fake, but the information and experience of playing the games are real.   And, as always, a big thank-you goes out to the best source for information about all the casino games we love to the man known as the "Wizard Of Odds."   There isn't ANYONE more knowledgeable about all the inner workings of these games as the "Wizard."

Time to sign off.... Take care, enjoy the games, courtesy of Aces Casino, the Orange county casino party leader, and we'll see you later with another fabulous game simulator in our next edition of our irreverent (but hopefully informative) Aces Casino Blog -- It's one of our faves... 3-Card Poker.  The best way to learn this game, as well as ANY pure casino game, is with our expert game trainers, so come on back next time, and take 3-Card Poker for a spin.  You might like it!

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Aces Casino Blog: If Roulette is The Game, It Must Be Time To Go Back Over to The ATM, and Re-Load (Translation: This Game KILLS Me, EVERY Time!)


Here at Aces Casino Entertainment, we just LOVE games - All kinds of games, from the traditional casino games that can be found in just about any reputable Las Vegas-based casino, to the various card and board games found at your local card shop and department store.  Bottom line -- When you're the top Orange county casino party company on the west coast, and the word "entertainment" is in your name, you had best know the Las Vegas gaming business.

And, without question, we DO. 

The best news of all in this shameless brag from the Aces Casino "Ministers of Propaganda" is that we ALSO love to SHARE our good fortune with our many clients up and down the California coast.  That's why our Aces Blog, A.K.a. the "Parakeet Paper," is such a useful tool -- We can interact not only with our many on-site orange county casino party clients at one of our many live fundraising and private party events, but also with people that find us right here on our blog.

So, to that end, the team at Aces Casino Entertainment have decreed that the month of May this year will be known as "Let's Play Games" month here on the blog.  Every Monday and Thursday here on the blog this month (Ed. Note: Except when breaking 'Kiss Cam' news pushes the sched around), we'll post a great link to one of the many fine Las Vegas-style casino game trainers for our fans to play with and try out.  Take one of our many game trainers for a spin, and see if you like the games, without the sting of playing for real money.

Today,. courtesy of our friends over at 'The Wizard Of Odds,' we continue our jaunt through the world of casino practice with our best Roulette game trainer..  Just click on the link below the following picture, and you're off and running, but be warned - It's tougher than it looks!!  Believe me, I've TRIED.  Here's hoping that the internet "fake chips casino police" aren't keeping track of my now-$1.6M losses at the virtual casino.

Oh.  I guess I shouldn't have mentioned that.  Never mind.

Roulette, Anyone?  Oh, and someone lend me $1.6M, can ya?

Play your hearts out, my friends.  Just like at Aces Casino's many entertaining games, the chips are fake, but the information and experience of playing the games are real.   And, as always, a big thank-you goes out to the best source for information about all the casino games we love to the man known as the "Wizard Of Odds."   There isn't ANYONE more knowledgeable about all the inner workings of these games as the "Wizard."

OK, It's time to move on....  Take care, enjoy the games, courtesy of Aces Casino, the Orange county casino party leader, and we'll see you later with another fabulous game simulator in our next edition of our irreverent (but hopefully informative) Aces Casino Blog -- Next up? Warm up the dice, It's time to play a lil' Craps!  That should be fun.... See you then!

Monday, May 11, 2015

The Aces Casino Blog: Kicking Off The Month of May With Our Most Requested Series On "The Blog" -- Our Casino Game Trainer Series #1 -- Blackjack!


Here at Aces Casino Entertainment, we just LOVE games - All kinds of games, from the traditional casino games that can be found in just about any reputable Las Vegas-based casino, to the various card and board games found at your local card shop and department store.  Bottom line -- When you're the top Orange county casino party company on the west coast, and the word "entertainment" is in your name, you had best know the Las Vegas gaming business.

And, without question, we DO.  (Ed. Note: They love YouTube, too, but that's another story.)

The best news of all in this shameless brag from the Aces Casino "Ministers of Propaganda" is that we ALSO love to SHARE our good fortune with our many clients up and down the California coast.  That's why our Aces Blog, A.K.a. the "Parakeet Paper," is such a useful tool -- We can interact not only with our many on-site orange county casino party clients at one of our many live fundraising and private party events, but also with people that find us right here on our blog.

So, to that end, the team at Aces Casino Entertainment have decreed that the month of May this year will be known as "Let's Play Games" month here on the blog.  Every Monday and Thursday here on the blog this month, we'll post a great link to one of the many fine Las Vegas-style casino game trainers for our fans to play with and try out.  Take one of our many game trainers for a spin, and see if you like the games, without the sting of playing for real money.

Today,. we start off with the "Grandfather of all Las Vegas casino games," the game that almost everyone knows and loves -- Blackjack! Hey, you GOTTA start with the top game in our industry.  Just click on the link below the following picture, and you're off and running!


Please, don't thank us - It's our job (Ed. Note: Yeah, the job that you gave the title of "This Beats Working"), and we love doing it.  Hey, Blackjack isn't our only game here at the top Orange County casino night party company in SoCal -- Next up, we move to another fan favorite - Roulette.  Come on back to the blog on Thursday, and try your luck at Roulette and give it your best shot -- We'll guarantee you that you'll do better than this reporter did.  That's all for now -- have fun at our virtual casino tables this month, and we'll see you at the tables!

Monday, May 4, 2015

The Aces Casino Blog: You'd Expect That The "World's Greatest Dice Roll" Would Have Taken Place in Las Vegas, Right? (Nope. Greenland.)


Anyone that hangs around the offices of Aces Casino Entertainment knows that our Orange county casino party company LOVES crazy things -- Especially when they have to do with the casino games we love most.  Yes, It's true, the one time that we were fully enamored with the story about who had the biggest ball of twine WAS pretty crazy, but it just wasn't "Casino Game Crazy."

Well...That was then, and this is NOW.  Not only have we found something that's "Crazy," It's fully "Casino Game Crazy."  Plus, as an added bonus, we can BET on it here in the office!  It's THREE TIMES the FUN!  (Ed. Note: Surprisingly upbeat words, coming from a crew that bets who buys lunch for the day on what time the mailman will come.  These people will bet on ANYTHING.)

Now, the bad news.... You can only use this once.

You'll see why.

You see, we can only do this once because the dice we're using are special.  VERY special.  The dice we've found were constructed by a company called GNUF.  How special ARE they, you ask?  OK, Try this on for size -- The dice we're using for the "roll of the century" are more than 7 feet tall, and weigh about 1200 pounds each, due to their steel reinforced structure.  Ya gotta love it... These guys from GNUF are as wacky as WE are.  Who else would try to roll dice that weigh a combined 1.2 tons?  And that begs ANOTHER question -- Where in Hades do you take 1.2 tons of 7-foot dice and ROLL them?  I could hardly wait to see the table that'd hold 'em...

Well, it turns out that a table wouldn't be feasible, but the GNUF company found a steep, snowy hill in Nuuk, Greenland, that they could use for the "table," and they'd transport these dual monsters by way of a special helicopter.  Here, see for yourself, in this great YouTube footage we found on the subject...

 Fasten your seat belts, shooter coming out.

What, you thought I was KIDDING?  Uh-uhh.... Nope, there's the proof, These GNUF "scientists" decided to create the "World's Greatest Dice roll," all 7 feet of it, and 1.2 tons worth.  Now, we've scoured the earth and pestered the people at GNUF for a while now, trying to find out all the details of this legendary dice roll.  How many times did you roll the dice, did you shoot them on multiple mountains, et cetera....Well, come to find out, as you can imagine, GNUF's top minds came to the conclusion that because of the sheer size of these dice, they were only gonna shoot 'em ONCE.  Makes sense to me, when you consider the going rate for an hour of helicopter service in Greenland.  That's gotta be costly...

Well, now, it has come down to this.  GNUF only rolled these two dice down that mountain ONCE, so place your bets.  36 different combinations are on the dice, and this one roll turns out to be totally random.  (Ed. Note: No, we didn't send out a boxman with the world's biggest micrometer to check them.  We'll take their word for it, they're "legal.")

The big day came when the "shooter was coming out," one roll for all the money.  The staff at Aces Casino, the top Orange county casino party company on the west coast (and the goofiest crew anywhere) pooled their money, put it down on the table, and made their picks as to what number they thought would be rolled on that snowy winter day in Nuuk, Greenland.  This literally was the shot heard 'round the world.  Money changed hands, and we all got a kick out of it.

Now it's time for you to play at home.  What number are you expecting?  Yes, for reference, I did choose a 7.  Hey, six ways to make it, I wanted the chalk on this shot.  OK, It's time -- Scroll down and play the videotaped result below when all bets are in....Here we go....



And the winning number IS..... NOT Ace-Deuce.

I'm tellin' ya... Is THAT the wackiest thing that you've EVER seen?  We love it.  GNUF is instantly in the Aces Casino Entertainment Hall Of Fame.  I hope they go through with their idea of the world's biggest Roulette wheel.  If they do, we're there.  If we can do the biggest ball of twine, we certainly could do THAT, I don't care if it IS Greenland.  (Ed. Note: Yeah, right.  You get cold just watching the winter olympics on TV.)

We'll be back on Monday with still more foolishness from the Aces Blog.... Until then, keep those normal-size dice hot, and have a good weekend!

Saturday, May 2, 2015

The Aces Casino Blog: Special Announcement - All Aces Casino Employees Report To BP To Catch The Party Bus To "Marvel's Avengers: Age Of Ultron!"


ATTENTION: ACES TEAM MEMBERS

OK, Aces Casino Team!  Since you all belong to the top orange county casino party company on the west coast, we think It's time to come up with another perk for being the best in the business.  So, for those of you that are not working on Sunday afternoon, we're requesting that all the Aces Casino staff members come down to the BP Construction / Design Center and hop on the party bus that's going to the IMAX Theater in Puente Hills for the early showing of "Marvel's Avengers: Age Of Ultron!"  The rumors are true, pass the popcorn!

 "I'll be there!"

This is provided by our good friends over at Disney, who had a great time at the Uva back in February.....This should be a BLAST!  Be there by 10:15am, bus leaves at 10:30 sharp, bring snacks, we'll supply the drinks, and let's PARTY!   Call to RSVP (Ed. Note: But you shouldn't have to, if you've been following the rumblings in the office.), and let's do the Avengers!