Monday, January 26, 2015

The Aces Casino Blog: Alas, Those Looking For Our Annual Super Bowl Pick Might Have To Wait Just a Few More Hours....Technical Difficulties, You Know.

Sometimes, finding the right source for an incredibly important selection can be taxing.  That goes double for our team here at Aces Casino Entertainment, widely recognized as the top orange county casino night party company in the industry for over 21 years.  (Ed. Note: True story.)

If you're wondering just what "incredibly important selection" we're talking about, well.... It's just about time to reveal our selection as to who Aces Casino predicts will win the championship game between the Seattle Seahawks and the New England Patriots in Super Bowl 49, this Sunday.

And just WHY is this such an important selection, you may ask?  That's easy -- Since our inception as a casino night party company back in 1994, we've been providing our eclectic selections for the "big game" for some 20 years now.

And We're UNDEFEATED.  20-and-zero, 20 straight winners.

Now, granted, we've used some, umm, "unusual" strategy in order to make our annual selection on who we like in the game... (Those wondering just how we accomplish this task can check out some picks from the past on our blog here and here.)

Now, for 2015, we thought that, since we've had such incredible success with the use of animals in making these super-winning picks, that for Super-49, it MUST be time to start using the Aces Casino Entertainment official mascot, honey, the office dog.  I mean, why scour the nation from SoCal to the east coast, both north and south, and all points in-between, for the perfect pickers from the animal kingdom, when we had what HAS to be the best source of football prognostication wandering the halls of Aces Casino right here?

Honey.  Camera-Shy, As Usual.  How little we knew...

Yeah, that's her.  Now, please bear in mind that this selection of our pick to win the Super Bowl has ALWAYS meant a lot to us.  Hey, we're 20-and-oh..  Perfection.  So, just to be safe, we tried Honey out yesterday to find out who she liked in the Pro Bowl between "Team Irvin" (Michael Irvin, HOF-member) and "Team Carter" (Cris Carter, HOF-member).  She picked Team Irvin, who ended up winning a close game, 32-28.

That's good enough for us.  Now, we didn't shoot any footage of Honey making the pick for the Pro Bowl, because that pick didn't really matter in the grand scheme of things, anyway.  So, today's the day, we thought.  We'll shoot footage on Monday of our pup-a-holic, Honey, making her official Super Bowl pick.  Cameras rolling, the stage is set....

And, on cue, she immediately sits down, then lies down, and goes to sleep.

No pick.

Now, we all looked at one another, and thought, "OK, well, we can't FORCE her to make the pick.  We'll wait for a few more minutes, and see what happens."  Problem with that is, nothing happened.  We had fed Honey before shooting this important cameo of hers, and she did what she normally does after eating -- Nothing.

Fifteen minutes of wasted footage, and no dice.  No pick.  Stop filming, and... Umm, OK, we'll try again tomorrow.  THIS time, BEFORE she eats her breakfast.

So, there you have it, my friends.  Those of you looking for a sure-fire way to get the lowdown on who's winnin' the big game will have to wait until tomorrow.  We'll shoot the footage, and do the deed 24 hours from now.  Thanks to all of you media types following this story -- We'll be back on Tuesday with our official Super Bowl 49 selection, courtesy of the top orange county casino party company on the west coast (and not-so-good animal trainers), Aces Casino Entertainment!

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