Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Aces Casino Fantasy Football Addiction #4 - The Football fans are forced to go "Cold Turkey"

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, may we please have a moment of silence.  The fantasy football season is now over.  Complete.  Kaput.  Adios.  And no, please don't remind the Aces Casino staff of those "Gridiron Challenge" games that use the playoff games for their statistic engines.  

That ain't REAL fantasy football.  

Sorry, we just can't do that.  We're the orange county casino party leaders.  We want REAL fantasy football, where the players care what kind of numbers Ryan Fitzpatrick put up against Miami last night.  Was that FG from David Akers a 49-yarder, or a 50-yarder?  Every point counts, you know.  You KNOW you're a fantasy football junkie when you're contacting the ESPN web site concerned about FG distance, but I digress. 

And then, suddenly, it hit us.  The season's over.  No more fantasy football.  (Shudder)  Oh, NO -- It's done!  We're going to have to go Cold Turkey!  Maybe we can get into a fantasy hockey or basketball league...What?  They're already GOING?  No more open leagues to join?  (sigh)  This isn't going to be easy...It NEVER is.  But, Fortunately for us here at the orange county casino party kingpins, we DO have two things that will help us get us thru these tough times --

Our TWO DFFL Championship trophies!

There's nothing like going back-to-back in the Dunn-Edwards Fantasy Football League.  Those two monuments in the office of Aces Casino, the orange county casino party leader, should keep things warm around here during those cold, football-free nights.

Speaking of cold nights, things are about to heat up at Aces Casino, the orange county casino night party leaders!  Casino night fundraisers start springing up all over the Aces Casino party calendar.  If your school, church or organization is looking for a fun way to raise some much-needed cash for your cause, look no further than Aces Casino Entertainment. Casino rental is easy, inexpensive, and a lot of FUN!  Contact us at our main offices any time Monday thru Friday from 10am to 6pm, and we'll be happy to tell you all about how much fun Aces Casino is.

Or, you can ask about the two-time champions of the Dunn-Edwards Fantasy Football League.  Oh, did we show you these?

Oh, I guess we did.  Sorry.... Pretty, aren't they?

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